Season 3 Episode 12: The Taming of the Shrewd

December 21, 2016

While researching the lost treasure of Santa Puente, Dillon and Dutch were approached by a mysterious sect of people whose sole purpose was to discover the fountain of youth. We were offered their greatest treasures they had come across in their pursuit to find eternal life. We accepted their gifts, quickly discovered the fountain of youth, and then forgot to tell them about it. We eventually sold off their treasure, and purchased condominiums in Las Vegas, but because of the downturn in the economy in 2008, we were forced to sell for a mere 2.7 million dollar profit. We have fought a Balrog, wild animals, and fought alongside kangaroo rebels, but we didn't realize, the hardest punch comes from the IRS. We only came away with 1.3 million in profits over a 6 year period. We have never been so humiliated in our entire lives, but, we will now live forever, so... bonus. 

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