Season 6: THE BOYS ARE BACK!!!!!!!

April 18, 2018

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch speak on the secrets to a lasting celestial hegemony, the proper way to quell an illiterate rebellion, and how to skin a pig and keep it alive. 

It's been a while since Dillon and Dutch recorded a podcast. We blame our previous corporate shills for that, but this time it's different. This time we call the shots, and allude to mostly extreme and reckless behavior that is borderline illegal in every single soveriegn nation around the globe. This episode is probably the greatest comeback story to date, try not to get chills towards the end when Dillon invents the greatest interactive dinner party game in the history of the English speaking world. Try even harder not to fall into a puddle of your own tears when you realize its a recipe for overthrowing third world oligarchs.


God bless, and welcome back to the third most popoular English speaking metal detecting podcast in the lower 48 states of the United States of the U S of A. 


Season 5 Episode 10: Our Annual Christmas Spectacular

December 13, 2017

Listen this week as we celebrate the Christmas holiday by discussing our favorite Christmas traditions, the best way to heat a flat iron, and our successful career as showrunners in Syria. 


Season 5: Episode 9: The Voynich Manuscript

October 21, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss multiple non random things and link them all back to their successful translation of the Voynich Manuscript. This led to them cracking the last Zodiac cypher which opened a literal Pandora's box. 


Season 5 Episode 8: Schroedinger’s Possum

October 13, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch carefully walk us through the proper way to fight a legion of trained marsupials, the proper format in  editing an index while writing a dissertation, and how to categorize brake pads, spoiler; it isn't alphabetically. Follow us on twitter @dillonanddutch, Friendster, or our Geocities web site. 


Season 5 Episode 7: Falconry and Beyond

October 4, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about their love of botany, the best camping advice for suburban camping, and falconry. 


Season 5 Episode 6: The Blaze Under Pressure

September 27, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch tackle the most difficult issues plaguing our society. We hit these issues hard, right between the eyes, and then kick them repeatedly while they are down. Enjoy.


Season 5 Episode 5: The Grizzly Man

September 20, 2017

Listen this week as a Dillon & Dutch discuss something, and other things. We sing, we laugh,... we conquer. 


Season 5 Episode 4: Kite Fighting Bedouin Merchants of Death

September 16, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about our slight treason in using our profits from skinned possum hair beard brushes, to trade with Cuba, evidently this country had an embargo with ours in order to prevent world war 3 (check source). To make our business legal, we took the profits and invested them in poppy fields in the middle east, which exploded into an enormous profit margin. Who knew there was a rising demand for poppies world wide? Our business partners kept calling us hero dealers, but for some reason kept mispronouncing "hero". Not to brag, but we do inspire people to be the heroes in their own walks of life, so we never corrected them. Obviously while in the middle east, we tried our hands at kite fighting promotions but had to back away when it got too corporate, and took the purity out of the sport. 


Season 5 Episode 3: A Soul Heir Eclipse

September 2, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss what a Solar Eclipse is. Find out out how many minutes is safe to view the sun unaided. And we finally get to the bottom of which are the best movies about north bound rivers. 


Season 5: Episode 2 We Bless The Rains…

August 10, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss the exquisite art of hot air balloon jousting, the key to a great hedge, and learn about the animal of the week. Spoiler alert, it isn't a golden eagle.