Season 11 Episode 2: The Gold Claim

October 24, 2018

Listen this week as we describe our harrowing journey to our gold claim in Somerset, Ca. Hear about our grueling trials at the dreaded Bureau of Land Management in Sacramento, California. We mine, we hunt, we... avenge. 

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Season 11: Episode 1 Daniel Craig’s Best Line From The Movie Munich

August 30, 2018

Somewhere in all the hoopla, in all the chest beating, all the minutiae, our intrepid warriors Dillon and Dutch fell on hard times. We were in a rut, no place to go, no purpose in our lives per se, and also in the literal sense. It took us to depths you could never understand. While DJing for a barmitzvah, we were approached by a man who gave us a great idea, the kind of idea that only occurs once in most humans lives, but actually happens to us all the time, mostly because we are better than you in almost all ways imagineable. Listen this season as the world's most humble duo ignites a firestorm the likes our prey had never seen before. 

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Season 6: THE BOYS ARE BACK!!!!!!!

April 18, 2018

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch speak on the secrets to a lasting celestial hegemony, the proper way to quell an illiterate rebellion, and how to skin a pig and keep it alive. 

It's been a while since Dillon and Dutch recorded a podcast. We blame our previous corporate shills for that, but this time it's different. This time we call the shots, and allude to mostly extreme and reckless behavior that is borderline illegal in every single soveriegn nation around the globe. This episode is probably the greatest comeback story to date, try not to get chills towards the end when Dillon invents the greatest interactive dinner party game in the history of the English speaking world. Try even harder not to fall into a puddle of your own tears when you realize its a recipe for overthrowing third world oligarchs.

 

God bless, and welcome back to the third most popoular English speaking metal detecting podcast in the lower 48 states of the United States of the U S of A. 

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Season 5 Episode 10: Our Annual Christmas Spectacular

December 13, 2017

Listen this week as we celebrate the Christmas holiday by discussing our favorite Christmas traditions, the best way to heat a flat iron, and our successful career as showrunners in Syria. 

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Season 5: Episode 9: The Voynich Manuscript

October 21, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss multiple non random things and link them all back to their successful translation of the Voynich Manuscript. This led to them cracking the last Zodiac cypher which opened a literal Pandora's box. 

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Season 5 Episode 8: Schroedinger’s Possum

October 13, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch carefully walk us through the proper way to fight a legion of trained marsupials, the proper format in  editing an index while writing a dissertation, and how to categorize brake pads, spoiler; it isn't alphabetically. Follow us on twitter @dillonanddutch, Friendster, or our Geocities web site. www.dillonanddutch.com 

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Season 5 Episode 7: Falconry and Beyond

October 4, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about their love of botany, the best camping advice for suburban camping, and falconry. 

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Season 5 Episode 6: The Blaze Under Pressure

September 27, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch tackle the most difficult issues plaguing our society. We hit these issues hard, right between the eyes, and then kick them repeatedly while they are down. Enjoy.

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Season 5 Episode 5: The Grizzly Man

September 20, 2017

Listen this week as a Dillon & Dutch discuss something, and other things. We sing, we laugh,... we conquer. 

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Season 5 Episode 4: Kite Fighting Bedouin Merchants of Death

September 16, 2017

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch talk about our slight treason in using our profits from skinned possum hair beard brushes, to trade with Cuba, evidently this country had an embargo with ours in order to prevent world war 3 (check source). To make our business legal, we took the profits and invested them in poppy fields in the middle east, which exploded into an enormous profit margin. Who knew there was a rising demand for poppies world wide? Our business partners kept calling us hero dealers, but for some reason kept mispronouncing "hero". Not to brag, but we do inspire people to be the heroes in their own walks of life, so we never corrected them. Obviously while in the middle east, we tried our hands at kite fighting promotions but had to back away when it got too corporate, and took the purity out of the sport. 

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